Saturday, March 11, 2006
Ok-k-k
So I was out with my friends on their first and last night of Spring Break. I go to pee. I normally have to urinate quite frequently; if you know me, you know this. I'm in the bathroom waiting for dudes to finish so I can take my place in one of the stalls with no doors.
"You know, we should get it like 'Girls Gone Wild' in here!" one dude said, I assume he was referring to the bathroom.
"Yeah, lots of naked chicks!"
"Ooh, how about a slip-n-slide!? A slip-n-slide in piss!"
And nobody said anything to this fool. A slip-n-slide in piss!? What the fuck man! That is not cool, sexy, hot or even sanitary. And nobody said dude, that's gross. They were like, oh yeah let's do it.
I left the bathroom laughing to myself. I wanted to say chuckling, but I don't chuckle (what is a chuckle anyway?).
Dust. ¶ 1:59 AM
"You know, we should get it like 'Girls Gone Wild' in here!" one dude said, I assume he was referring to the bathroom.
"Yeah, lots of naked chicks!"
"Ooh, how about a slip-n-slide!? A slip-n-slide in piss!"
And nobody said anything to this fool. A slip-n-slide in piss!? What the fuck man! That is not cool, sexy, hot or even sanitary. And nobody said dude, that's gross. They were like, oh yeah let's do it.
I left the bathroom laughing to myself. I wanted to say chuckling, but I don't chuckle (what is a chuckle anyway?).
Dust. ¶ 1:59 AM
