SHAZZAM
Friday, April 07, 2006
  Pineapples are the international symbol of hospitality.
Wow. I’ve already changed my facebook picture like twice. I added pictures and made captions. I am caught up on 8th and Ocean. I just ate a bag of pretzels, and I wasn’t even really hungry.

Tonight is the epitome of boring. Maybe something random will happen. As long as it doesn’t involve knives or yelling, I think I could be down. Part of me wants to organize my itunes. But that seems to be pushing it a bit.

Did I mention that I vacuumed and took out the trash earlier? It’s not even that I am like procrastinating a whole lot. Well, maybe I am. I do have some work to do, but it’s freakin Friday night! I don’t even feel like doing any work. So I have found other mess to do. But now it’s all done. I could dust, but come on! Who does that!? I am not Mr. Clean!

In an effort to make sure this doesn’t happen tomorrow, I already have plans for dinner and am trying to make post-dinner plans. I must get out! I am so bored!

You know, the world must really be coming to its end. “Little People Big World”? What the fuck? “Tuckerville”? I will admit Tanya Tucker’s show is kind of interesting. At this point, I could kill for some “Being Bobby Brown”. Speaking of which, have you heard about everybody praying for Whitney Houston? Apparently, she’s in bad shape. Beyonce and Mary J. Blige have come out and spoken about their concern. I feel like Bobby was kind of together during the show, couldn’t he stage an intervention? Like everybody knows she’s cracking out. Somebody needs to help her out.

See what I’m saying, I’ve resorted to talking about crack. This seems to be indicative of how tonight has been rolling.

Oh wait, random. You heard about the lost gospel of Judas? Who knew he did anything other than be a punk? Apparently he and Jesus were really tight, like tight that Jesus asked Judas to turn him in. Kind of puts a whole twist on everything we’ve ever been told. I’ll honestly be interested to see where that goes. For real.

I can’t think of anything else to write, so maybe I’ll go to the bathroom.


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