SHAZZAM
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
  My so-called-cracked-out life
So, after several tens of ounces of wannabe “energy” drinks, I’m drained. Red bull ain’t nothing but some medicinal-tasting, not-cracked-out inducing funk of a drink. I’ve never had it without alcohol until today (I’m not an alchie, I swear!), and there’s got to be a reason why that mess is mixed with other stuff. It’s kind of stank.

I drank the damn thing, and then my eyes starting closing. I was like what the fuck!? I need wings, ho! I was a bit let down. So as I was struggling to stay awake, my friend was like, “Why don’t you try the Sobe one from the vending machine?” I said why not. Well, this thing was like sixteen ounces, two servings worth of energy it says (well, it didn’t really say that. It was a two serving can. Who makes those? Like, you open a can and drink the whole thing, you don’t open it and put the other half of the drink in the fridge and call it a day. Drink the whole thing you freak! So, that’s what I did). Well, this seemed to work a bit better I suppose. But neither were the kick I was expecting. I believe I will be staying away from “energy” drinks. I think they’re a bit overpriced for the crap taste they give you. Although, the Sobe one had a fruit punch flavor going on. It was kinda good.

I really was expecting something packing some punch. Oh well.

I like my beats hard like two-day old shits. Man, A Tribe Called Quest should be called A Tribe Called a Trip. They’re funny.

So, while I’m here, let me wax on some shit. I paid $88 for a damn book that fools want to give me $10 back for. You ain’t messing with no rookie! I said, give me that shit back and wrote an email to the chair and co-chair of the department. Ok, so probably nothing will happen because of it, but cot damn it, don’t mess with me and my money! They probably won’t even write me back, but I don’t much care because I let them know how I feel that they’re exploiting poor folks. Not to say I’m a bag man, but damn, I almost lost $80. That’s some for-real-ass money. I need that shit! Maybe somewhere else will give me some more money, otherwise I think I’m going to turn to eBay!

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