Saturday, December 10, 2005
Get along little doggies
All of a sudden, I am convinced that the person who makes fortune cookies has a hidden camera in my room.
So, I again thought it would be a good idea to eat at a place with a B health rating. Why do I find these things out after I have ordered and paid? I don’t get it! The food was the shit though. Anyway, so I’m done with the sesame chicken (was good, but probably too much chicken…my stomach will be rumblin later), and I go to eat the fortune cookie. Sometimes, these places insist that you pay for these things. I don’t exactly understand that because, well, they cost like three cents to make, if even that. So I’m eating my free fortune cookie and I read the fortune, “Examine the situation before you act impulsively”. What the fuck!? I think I insist on living my life without ever thinking about it and here’s this damn cookie telling me to slow down.
I like to sign up for the GRE after talking to one professor about it. I couldn’t even get a full refund after I cancelled it because I didn’t read the fine print that said you only get half back. I decided to apply to Princeton without looking at their program. Sent out recommendation forms to all my professors and shit, only to realize I wouldn’t go to Princeton if they paid me (ok, if they paid me, fuck yeah I’d go…but it’s just not for me!). I had to send out an email apologizing for the “accident,” when in reality, I had to spend like five minutes getting everybody’s name and contact info and mess in there. I just like to do things without thinking about them and this fortune is mad ironic.
I really need to go finish this paper. Pimps up, hos down. ¶ 6:47 PM
So, I again thought it would be a good idea to eat at a place with a B health rating. Why do I find these things out after I have ordered and paid? I don’t get it! The food was the shit though. Anyway, so I’m done with the sesame chicken (was good, but probably too much chicken…my stomach will be rumblin later), and I go to eat the fortune cookie. Sometimes, these places insist that you pay for these things. I don’t exactly understand that because, well, they cost like three cents to make, if even that. So I’m eating my free fortune cookie and I read the fortune, “Examine the situation before you act impulsively”. What the fuck!? I think I insist on living my life without ever thinking about it and here’s this damn cookie telling me to slow down.
I like to sign up for the GRE after talking to one professor about it. I couldn’t even get a full refund after I cancelled it because I didn’t read the fine print that said you only get half back. I decided to apply to Princeton without looking at their program. Sent out recommendation forms to all my professors and shit, only to realize I wouldn’t go to Princeton if they paid me (ok, if they paid me, fuck yeah I’d go…but it’s just not for me!). I had to send out an email apologizing for the “accident,” when in reality, I had to spend like five minutes getting everybody’s name and contact info and mess in there. I just like to do things without thinking about them and this fortune is mad ironic.
I really need to go finish this paper. Pimps up, hos down. ¶ 6:47 PM
