Saturday, November 12, 2005
It's been a long time, shouldn't have left you without a dope blog to read to
Ok, in a fit of procrastination I have decided to blog-it-up for a minute. I don't really like the word "blog". It seems so internet and I feel like using that word kind of sterilizes things. I like clean, yes, but it's like robots write blogs. And, well, I'm not a robot.
Now I'm feeling bad for being on here. I do have some funny stuff to share. But that will come later. Maybe I should make a list to remind myself:
- drunk older people and the Pussycat Dolls (I can understand dancing to "The Electric Slide" or "We are Family". But there's something hilarious about seeing 40 year olds breaking it down to this song. There was the lady who swayed with her entire body. She had rhythm. She had no moves. Then the other lady who we will call "Herky Jerky". She was all over the place. And backing it up. On other women. Other older women.)
- I must get a BMW (test drove one today. Thought the Z4 was nice, but it's for midgets or people with no shit. I have mad shit. So then I drove a 3-series sedan. That one will do. Heated seats are nice, except when it's warm out. My butt got really hot. Someone called me a "hot-ass". Is that funny? Maybe I don't get it.)
See, I never should've been on here! I must go. ¶ 6:22 PM
Now I'm feeling bad for being on here. I do have some funny stuff to share. But that will come later. Maybe I should make a list to remind myself:
- drunk older people and the Pussycat Dolls (I can understand dancing to "The Electric Slide" or "We are Family". But there's something hilarious about seeing 40 year olds breaking it down to this song. There was the lady who swayed with her entire body. She had rhythm. She had no moves. Then the other lady who we will call "Herky Jerky". She was all over the place. And backing it up. On other women. Other older women.)
- I must get a BMW (test drove one today. Thought the Z4 was nice, but it's for midgets or people with no shit. I have mad shit. So then I drove a 3-series sedan. That one will do. Heated seats are nice, except when it's warm out. My butt got really hot. Someone called me a "hot-ass". Is that funny? Maybe I don't get it.)
See, I never should've been on here! I must go. ¶ 6:22 PM
