Thursday, June 23, 2005
Almost weirdest day ever...
I can't exactly remember the weirdest day, but this one is close.
- Britney Spears' movie "Crossroads" is on TV. I thought the world burned every copy of that movie.
- Every person at the grocery store asked me how I was. I wasn't in baller attire, or flashing dough. Normally nobody asks me anything. Maybe they've stepped up their customer service. Odd for Food Lion.
- I was accosted by a bagger or something at aforementioned grocery store. He confessed, "I'm feeling kind of wacky." Who says that!? Like grandmas use the word wacky. People like Julie Andrews. Which reminds me, why is "The Sound of Music" playing in my living room?
- I swear every time at work when I bust a move, somebody is rolling up trying to get on a damn boat. And then I feel super goofy. I was showing my friend the requisite "white girl moves". You know, the one with the ass all out and the hands on the floor. I was saying how not hot it is. You need to use more of the pelvis. Make yourself different than every other Tiffany or Ashley. And then this dude with handicapped kid came up. I was totally not laughing at him, but laughing at my situation because he saw me backing it up. It was embarrassing for me, so I laughed because it was also hilarious. I hope he's not offended.
- No food in my house means I have to fend for myself. Anyone want to explain why I came back with Lean Cuisine lasagna and macaroni and cheese, along with two packs of sandwich meat and some skim milk? I don't think I could handle living alone if I buy things like that when I am in desperate need of food. Crickity crickity crizzack. Whitney, where are you!? ¶ 8:33 PM
- Britney Spears' movie "Crossroads" is on TV. I thought the world burned every copy of that movie.
- Every person at the grocery store asked me how I was. I wasn't in baller attire, or flashing dough. Normally nobody asks me anything. Maybe they've stepped up their customer service. Odd for Food Lion.
- I was accosted by a bagger or something at aforementioned grocery store. He confessed, "I'm feeling kind of wacky." Who says that!? Like grandmas use the word wacky. People like Julie Andrews. Which reminds me, why is "The Sound of Music" playing in my living room?
- I swear every time at work when I bust a move, somebody is rolling up trying to get on a damn boat. And then I feel super goofy. I was showing my friend the requisite "white girl moves". You know, the one with the ass all out and the hands on the floor. I was saying how not hot it is. You need to use more of the pelvis. Make yourself different than every other Tiffany or Ashley. And then this dude with handicapped kid came up. I was totally not laughing at him, but laughing at my situation because he saw me backing it up. It was embarrassing for me, so I laughed because it was also hilarious. I hope he's not offended.
- No food in my house means I have to fend for myself. Anyone want to explain why I came back with Lean Cuisine lasagna and macaroni and cheese, along with two packs of sandwich meat and some skim milk? I don't think I could handle living alone if I buy things like that when I am in desperate need of food. Crickity crickity crizzack. Whitney, where are you!? ¶ 8:33 PM
