Thursday, April 28, 2005
The Post-it Always Sticks Twice
Alright, so we know something went down last night and continued on into this morning. I established that I was not involved, but I ended up staying up late talking about it? I may not have been all up in it, but I still have shit to say about it! I hate taking it to the internet to discuss things, I really do. I've done this in the past and I don't know if I feel like doing it again, but this mess is kinda too funny not to talk about. And this hasn't stopped me before.
How does one tell somebody they don't want to live with them anymore? For myself, I move the fuck out and say nothing. Here today, gone tomorrow. It was my fridge, so your salsa and bottled water can live on the floor. I did take out the trash, so it wasn't too asshole. "I moved out. Have fun." That's what I told this fool. I am no good with that stuff. But it has always been with people who I had no kind of relationship with, so I was peace out, have fun. So what do you do if you want to get out of Dodge but not be the asshole? It doesn't start with a note.
I am a dude. I've watched Sex and the City. Girls do not want to be told big news by way of a note, post-it in particular, but note nonetheless. So to tell someone you've been in any kind of relationship/friendship with that you don't want to live together by way of note is something that cannot be condoned. It is not fly. And as a girl, you should know this. I should really be studying man! Anyway, how you gonna tell somebody through a note, a piece of paper with three lines explaining that you value the friendship, etc. and then say, I am leaving. You don't value anything if you are leaving folks a note. I didn't value folks, thus, I left that ho a note. The other folks I lived with, I just moved on out, no note, no nothing. I had no problem with that and I didn't have to deal with the reprecussions cause I was gone. I didn't pretend to care what they thought, I left those fools in the apartment with the K-Mart door alone, no idea where I was going and that I was not coming back. See ya you leaving loud-ass video games running all day, want to break down Gregorian chant with 15 other folks in the living room, I watch movies by candle light fools. You can't leave someone a note and then see their ass the next morning. You just can't.
I think there should be etiquette for assholes. If you're gonna be a punk, be a punk 100%, all the way. None of this half-ass punk because then you look dumb because you can't take the heat enough to say something in person so you leave a note thinking this will be cool. I will never get a note from someone telling me they're leaving because we will buck. No doubt. So yeah, if you're going to be the person who left the note, also be the person who got the fuck out and never had to see the person you were leaving ever again. Cut this mess off right then, be gone, no trace you ever lived there. Lingering is the worst thing an asshole can do because then, you are a lingering asshole and nobody likes those.
Come correct and all the way, expect the worst. Or get to packing and be gone before the note-receiver returns. That's how you be the asshole and still can think of yourself as alright. This mess is no joke. But it is funny. ¶ 5:34 PM
How does one tell somebody they don't want to live with them anymore? For myself, I move the fuck out and say nothing. Here today, gone tomorrow. It was my fridge, so your salsa and bottled water can live on the floor. I did take out the trash, so it wasn't too asshole. "I moved out. Have fun." That's what I told this fool. I am no good with that stuff. But it has always been with people who I had no kind of relationship with, so I was peace out, have fun. So what do you do if you want to get out of Dodge but not be the asshole? It doesn't start with a note.
I am a dude. I've watched Sex and the City. Girls do not want to be told big news by way of a note, post-it in particular, but note nonetheless. So to tell someone you've been in any kind of relationship/friendship with that you don't want to live together by way of note is something that cannot be condoned. It is not fly. And as a girl, you should know this. I should really be studying man! Anyway, how you gonna tell somebody through a note, a piece of paper with three lines explaining that you value the friendship, etc. and then say, I am leaving. You don't value anything if you are leaving folks a note. I didn't value folks, thus, I left that ho a note. The other folks I lived with, I just moved on out, no note, no nothing. I had no problem with that and I didn't have to deal with the reprecussions cause I was gone. I didn't pretend to care what they thought, I left those fools in the apartment with the K-Mart door alone, no idea where I was going and that I was not coming back. See ya you leaving loud-ass video games running all day, want to break down Gregorian chant with 15 other folks in the living room, I watch movies by candle light fools. You can't leave someone a note and then see their ass the next morning. You just can't.
I think there should be etiquette for assholes. If you're gonna be a punk, be a punk 100%, all the way. None of this half-ass punk because then you look dumb because you can't take the heat enough to say something in person so you leave a note thinking this will be cool. I will never get a note from someone telling me they're leaving because we will buck. No doubt. So yeah, if you're going to be the person who left the note, also be the person who got the fuck out and never had to see the person you were leaving ever again. Cut this mess off right then, be gone, no trace you ever lived there. Lingering is the worst thing an asshole can do because then, you are a lingering asshole and nobody likes those.
Come correct and all the way, expect the worst. Or get to packing and be gone before the note-receiver returns. That's how you be the asshole and still can think of yourself as alright. This mess is no joke. But it is funny. ¶ 5:34 PM
